I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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