hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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