So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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