That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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