my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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