Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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