xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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