the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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