Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Pooping to opera.
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