so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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