I met the friendliest cop last night
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
wow bdsm is so cute
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