try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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