this just has baby written all over it
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Randomize
