New low: just hacked my moms facebook
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
