Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
This girl is more easily done than said...
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
