Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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