hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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