No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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