I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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