found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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