i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Who died my cat blue again?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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