I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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