So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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