So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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