fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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