i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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