thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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