you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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