Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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