I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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