i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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