So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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