I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It was confusing and full of hummus
this will be a night to untag.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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