i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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