I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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