I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I think I sprained my soul last night
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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