I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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