she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
