Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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