I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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