Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I will be naked everywhere
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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