i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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