I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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