There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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