Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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