If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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