Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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