i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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