It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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