I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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